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According to the Fact Sphere: "If you have trouble with simple counting, use the following mnemonic device: One, comes before two, comes before sixty, comes after twelve, comes before six-trillion, comes after five-hundred-and-four. This will make your earlier counting difficulties seem like no big deal."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art an errant, guts-griping bum-bailey.