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/ Mencken and Nathan's Sixteenth Law of The Average American:             \
|         Milking a cow is an operation demanding a special talent that   |
|         is possessed only by yokels, and no person born in a large city |
\         can never hope to acquire it.                                   /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "You are about to get me killed."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a froward, hedge-born malt-worm.