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/ Monday, n.:                                                      \
|         In Christian countries, the day after the baseball game. |
\                 -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"      /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Whoever wins this battle is clearly superior, and will earn the allegiance of the Fact Sphere."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a currish, doghearted malt-worm.