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/ Do you feel personally responsible for the world food shortage?          \
| Every time you go to the beach, does the tide come in?                   |
| Have you ever eaten an entire moose?                                     |
| Can you see your neck?                                                   |
| Do joggers take laps around you for exercise?                            |
| If so, welcome to National Fat Week.                                     |
| This week we'll eat without guilt, and kick off our membership campaign, |
|         ...by force-feeding a box of cornstarch to a skinny person.      |
\                 -- Garfield                                              /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The first commercial air flight took place in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a yeasty, shard-borne maggot-pie.