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/ It is November first 1940; in the famous sound stage of THE WIZARD OF OZ on \
| the MGM lot, a little man is lying face-up on the yellow brick road.  His   |
| wide eyes stare upward into the blinding stage lights.  He is wearing a     |
| kind of comic soldier's uniform with a yellow coat and puffy sleeves and    |
| big fez-like blue and yellow hat with a feather on top.  His yellow hair    |
| and beard are the phony straw color of Hollywood.  He could pass for some   |
| kind of cute in the typical tinsel-town way if it wasn't for the knife      |
| sticking out of his chest.  *Someone had murdered a Munchkin.*              |
\                 -- Stuart Kaminsky, "Murder on the Yellow Brick Road"       /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a tottering, crook-pated bugbear.