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/ In a gathering of two or more people, when a lighted cigarette is          \
\ placed in an ashtray, the smoke will waft into the face of the non-smoker. /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a roguish, dread-bolted canker-blossom.