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/ The hieroglyphics are all unreadable except for a notation on the back, \
| which reads "Genuine authentic Egyptian papyrus.  Guaranteed to be at   |
\ least 5000 years old."                                                  /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a craven, ill-breeding clotpole.