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/ The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president?  What is \
| it about the job that makes it worth revealing, on national television, |
| that you have the ethical standards of a slime-coated piece of          |
| industrial waste?                                                       |
\                 -- Dave Barry, "On Presidential Politics"               /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avacado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a tottering, dizzy-eyed maggot-pie.