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/ If the designers of X-window built cars, there would be no fewer than five   \
| steering wheels hidden about the cockpit, none of which followed the same    |
| principles -- but you'd be able to shift gears with your car stereo.  Useful |
| feature, that.                                                               |
\                 -- From the programming notebooks of a heretic, 1990         /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a yeasty, clay-brained haggard.