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|         The quality of your own data; also how it is to believe those |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Apples. Oranges. Pears. Plums. Kumquats. Tangerines. Lemons. Limes. Avacado. Tomato. Banana. Papaya. Guava."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a dissembling, clay-brained ratsbane.