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/ To Theodore Roosevelt:                                                     \
|         You are like the Wind and I like the Lion.  You form the Tempest.  |
| The sand stings my eyes and the Ground is parched.  I roar in defiance but |
| you do not hear.  But between us there is a difference.  I, like the lion, |
| must remain in my place.  While you, like the wind, will never know yours. |
|                 Mulay Hamid El Raisuli                                     |
|                 Lord of the Riff                                           |
|                 Sultan to the Berbers                                      |
\                 Last of the Barbary Pirates                                /
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                ||----w |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "William Shakespeare did not exist. His plays were masterminded in 1589 by Francis Bacon, who used a Ouiji board to enslave playwriting ghosts."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a mammering, reeling-ripe dewberry.