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According to the Fact Sphere: "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a lumpish, unchin-snouted hugger-mugger.