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/ Whatever happened to the good old days    \
\ when sex was dirty and the air was clean? /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Avacados have the highest fiber and calories of any fruit. They are found in Australians."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a dissembling, elf-skinned flax-wench.