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/ You have a will that can be influenced \
\ by all with whom you come in contact.  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The Fact Sphere is always right."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a warped, shard-borne scut.