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/ Most people in this society who aren't actively mad are, \
| at best, reformed or potential lunatics.                 |
\                 -- Susan Sontag                          /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The automobile brake was not invented until 1895. Before this, someone had to be in the car at all times, driving in circles until passengers returned from their errands."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a gorbellied, fool-born clotpole.