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/ If Ricky Schroder and Gary Coleman had a fight on television with \
| pool cues, who would win?                                         |
|         1) Ricky Schroder                                         |
|         2) Gary Coleman                                           |
|         3) The television viewing public                          |
\                 -- David Letterman                                /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The Space Sphere will never go to space."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a bawdy, ill-nurtured malt-worm.