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/ There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only   \
| the ones who do not know how to make themselves attractive. |
\                 -- Christian Dior                           /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "You could stand to lose a few pounds."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a gleeking, reeling-ripe malt-worm.