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/ Many enraged psychiatrists are inciting a weary butcher.  The butcher is      \
| weary and tired because he has cut meat and steak and lamb for hours and      |
| weeks.  He does not desire to chant about anything with raving psychiatrists, |
| but he sings about his gingivectomist, he dreams about a single cosmologist,  |
| he thinks about his dog.  The dog is named Herbert.                           |
\                 -- Racter, "The Policeman's Beard is Half-Constructed"        /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "During the Great Depression, the Tennessee Valley Authority outlawed pet rabbits, forcing many to hot glue-gun long ears onto their pet mice."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a mammering, beetle-headed mumble-news.