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/ The Great Movie Posters:                                                      \
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| She's got the biggest six-shooters in the West!                               |
|                 -- The Beautiful Blonde from Bashful Bend (1949)              |
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| CAST OF 3,000!                                                                |
| 4 WRITERS,                                                                    |
| 2 DIRECTORS,                                                                  |
| 3 CAMERAMEN,                                                                  |
| 3 PRODUCERS!                                                                  |
| 1 YEAR TO MAKE THIS FILM --                                                   |
| 24 YEARS TO REHEARSE --                                                       |
| 20 YEARS TO DISTRIBUTE!                                                       |
|         BEAUTIFUL BEYOND WORDS!                                               |
|         AWE-INSPIRING! VITAL!                                                 |
| THE PRINCE OF PEACE PROVIDES THE ANSWER TO EVERY PROBLEM!                     |
| Be Brave-bring your troubles and your family to:                              |
|         HISTORY'S MOST SUBLIME EVENT! YOU'LL FIND GOD RIGHT IN THERE!         |
|                 -- The Prince of Peace (1948).  Starring members of the       |
\                    Wichita Mountain Pageant featuring Millard Coody as Jesus. /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "You are going to die in this room."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art an errant, onion-eyed flax-wench.