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/ The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds \
| the other fellow of a dull one.                                     |
\                 -- Sid Caesar                                       /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a spleeny, fool-born clotpole.