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According to the Fact Sphere: "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize.""


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art an artless, motley-minded whey-face.