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/ Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised)  \
| are called hardware; those program instructions that you can only curse |
| at are called software.                                                 |
|                 -- Levitating Trains and Kamikaze Genes: Technological  |
\                    Literacy for the 1990's.                             /
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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According to the Fact Sphere: "In 1862, Abraham Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclaimation, freeing the slaves. Like everything he did, Lincoln freed the slaves while sleepwalking, and later had no memory of the event."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a bawdy, clay-brained skainsmate.