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/ Never eat at a place called Mom's.  Never play cards with a man named Doc. \
| And never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.          |
\                 -- Nelson Algren, "What Every Young Man Should Know"       /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The average adult human body contains half a pound of salt."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a ruttish, dizzy-eyed boar-pig.