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/ Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm \
| not ready for an institution yet.          |
\                 -- Mae West                /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a jarring, swag-bellied clack-dish.