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/         Two parent drops spent months teaching their son how to be part of the  \
| ocean.  After months of training, the father drop commented to the mother drop, |
| "We've taught our boy everything we know, he's fit to be tide."                 |
|         After Snow White used a couple rolls of film taking pictures of the     |
| seven dwarfs, she mailed the roll to be developed.  Later she was heard to      |
| sing, "Some day my prints will come."                                           |
|         A boy spent years collecting postage stamps.  The girl next door bought |
| an album too, and started her own collection.  "Dad, she buys everything I've   |
| bought, and it's taken all the fun out of it for me.  I'm quitting."  Don't,    |
| son, remember, 'Imitation is the sincerest form of philately.'"                 |
|         A young girl, Carmen Cohen, was called by her last name by her father,  |
| and her first name by her mother.  By the time she was ten, didn't know if she  |
| was Carmen or Cohen.                                                            |
|         Against his wishes, a math teacher's classroom was remodeled.  Ever     |
| since, he's been talking about the good old dais.  His students planted a small |
\ orchard in his honor, the trees all have square roots.                          /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a lumpish, plume-plucked pigeon-egg.