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/ He only knew his iron spine held up the sky -- he didn't realize his brain \
| had fallen to the ground.                                                  |
\                 -- The Book of Serenity                                    /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Volcano-ologists are experts in the study of volcanoes."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a gleeking, clapper-clawed pigeon-egg.