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/ To converse at the distance of the Indes by means of sympathetic contrivances \
| may be as natural to future times as to us is a literary correspondence.      |
\                 -- Joseph Glanvill, 1661                                      /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "A nanosecond lasts one-billionth of a second."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a mewling, boil-brained lewdster.