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/ The tao that can be tar(1)ed                    \
| is not the entire Tao.                          |
| The path that can be specified                  |
| is not the Full Path.                           |
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| We declare the names                            |
| of all variables and functions.                 |
| Yet the Tao has no type specifier.              |
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| Dynamically binding, you realize the magic.     |
| Statically binding, you see only the hierarchy. |
|                                                 |
| Yet magic and hierarchy                         |
| arise from the same source,                     |
| and this source has a null pointer.             |
|                                                 |
| Reference the NULL within NULL,                 |
\ it is the gateway to all wizardry.              /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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