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/ Es brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven                   \
|         Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;               |
| Und aller-m"umsige Burggoven                         |
|         Dir mohmen R"ath ausgraben.                  |
|                 -- Lewis Carroll,                     |
|                    "Through the Looking-Glass,        |
\                    and What Alice Found There" (1871) /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The first commercial air flight took place in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a jarring, guts-griping skainsmate.