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/ You must include all income you receive in the form of money, property  \
| and services if it is not specifically exempt.  Report property (goods) |
| and services at their fair market values.  Examples include income from |
| bartering or swapping transactions, side commissions, kickbacks, rent   |
| paid in services, illegal activities (such as stealing, drugs, etc.),   |
| cash skimming by proprietors and tradesmen, "moonlighting" services,    |
| gambling, prizes and awards.  Not reporting such income can lead to     |
| prosecution for perjury and fraud.                                      |
\                 -- Excerpt from Taxachussettes income tax forms         /
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