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/ Paul's Law:                                                            \
|         In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you |
\         save.                                                          /
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        \   ^__^
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Rats cannot throw up."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a cockered, rump-fed death-token.