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/ There are four stages to a marriage.  First there's the affair, then there's \
| the marriage, then children and finally the fourth stage, without which you  |
| cannot know a woman, the divorce.                                            |
\                 -- Norman Mailer                                             /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The situation you are in is very dangerous."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a roguish, rough-hewn nut-hook.