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/ Declared guilty... of displaying feelings of an almost human nature. \
\                 -- Pink Floyd, "The Wall"                            /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Halley's Comet can be viewed orbiting Earth every seventy-six years. For the other seventy-five, it retreats to the heart of the Sun, where it hibernates undisturbed."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a roguish, base-court flirt-gill.