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/ When we write programs that "learn", \
\ it turns out we do and they don't.   /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a dissembling, pottle-deep wagtail.