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/         An Englishman, a Frenchman and an American are captured by cannibals. \
| The leader of the tribe comes up to them and says, "Even though you are about |
| to killed, your deaths will not be in vain.  Every part of your body will be  |
| used.  Your flesh will be eaten, for my people are hungry.  Your hair will be |
| woven into clothing, for my people are naked.  Your bones will be ground up   |
| and made into medicine, for my people are sick.  Your skin will be stretched  |
| over canoe frames, for my people need transportation.  We are a fair people,  |
| and we offer you a chance to kill yourself with our ceremonial knife."        |
|         The Englishman accepts the knife and yells, "God Save the Queen",     |
| while plunging the knife into his heart.                                      |
|         The Frenchman removes the knife from the fallen body, and yells,      |
| "Vive la France", while plunging the knife into his heart.                    |
|         The American removes the knife from the fallen body, and yells,       |
\ while stabbing himself all over his body, "Here's your lousy canoe!"          /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a spongy, pox-marked wagtail.