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/ It hangs down from the chandelier                     \
| Nobody knows quite what it does                       |
| Its color is odd and its shape is weird               |
| It emits a high-sounding buzz                         |
|                                                       |
| It grows a couple of feet each day                    |
| and wriggles with sort of a twitch                    |
| Nobody bugs it 'cause it comes from                   |
| a visiting uncle who's rich!                          |
\                 -- To "It Came Upon A Midnight Clear" /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


According to the Fact Sphere: "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a yeasty, plume-plucked harpy.