________________________________________________________________________________ 
/ Pipo was born with few complications, but then the doctor accidentally dropped \
| the infant on her head provoking her drunken father to drag the physician      |
| outside where he would beat him to death with a live ocelot.                   |
\                 -- Love and Rockets                                            /
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


According to the Fact Sphere: "Rats cannot throw up."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a jarring, doghearted vassal.