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/ Someday, Weederman, we'll look back on all this and laugh... It will \
| probably be one of those deep, eerie ones that slowly builds to a    |
| blood-curdling maniacal scream... but still it will be a laugh.      |
\                 -- Mister Boffo                                      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
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                ||----w |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The liklihood of you dying violently within the next five minutes is 87.61%."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a reeky, beef-witted malt-worm.