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/ Being the #2 man in the Justice Department under Ed Meese is akin to \
| standing next to a lamp post infested with pigeons.                  |
\                 -- unnamed Justice Department official               /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a gorbellied, fly-bitten varlot.