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/ An aphorism is never exactly true;                  \
| it is either a half-truth or one-and-a-half truths. |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Hot water freezes quicker than cold water."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a froward, tickle-brained malt-worm.