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/ Despite all appearances, your boss   \
\ is a thinking, feeling, human being. /
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        \   ^__^
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The Fact Sphere is the most intelligent sphere."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a frothy, tickle-brained pigeon-egg.