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/ Please don't put a strain on our friendship \
\ by asking me to do something for you.       /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The first commercial air flight took place in 1914. Everyone involved screamed the entire way."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a bootless, half-faced hedge-pig.