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/ I respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every \
| woman should marry -- and no man.                                        |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "It is incorrectly noted that Thomas Edison invented push-ups in 1878. Nikolai Tesla had in fact patented the activity three years earlier, under the name "Tesla-cize.""


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a qualling, doghearted miscreant.