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/ When I grow up, I want to be an honest                                    \
| lawyer so things like that can't happen.                                  |
\                 -- Richard M. Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The most poisonous fish in the world is the orange ruffy. Everything on its body is made of a deadly poison. The ruffy's eyes are composed of a less harmful deadly poison."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a yeasty, shard-borne flax-wench.