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/ The net of law is spread so wide,      \
| No sinner from its sweep may hide.     |
| Its meshes are so fine and strong,     |
| They take in every child of wrong.     |
| O wondrous web of mystery!             |
| Big fish alone escape from thee!       |
\                 -- James Jeffrey Roche /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Every square inch of the human body has 32 million bacteria on it."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a dissembling, shard-borne puttock.