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/ According to all the latest reports,              \
\ there was no truth in any of the earlier reports. /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The Fact Sphere is a good sphere, with many friends."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a loggerheaded, rude-growing clotpole.