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/ Boy, n.:                         \
\         A noise with dirt on it. /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a paunchy, fat-kidneyed coxcomb.