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/ Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet                                       \
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| The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve     |
| that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat.  Dr. Fritzkee's     |
| Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added     |
| luxury that you never feel hungry.                                        |
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| Here's how the diet works:                                                |
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|         FOODS ALLOWED                                                     |
| First Month:    One egg                                                   |
| Second Month:   A raisin                                                  |
| Third Month:    Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and chocolate sauce.       |
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| If after the third month you haven't gotten to your dream weight, try     |
\ lopping off parts of your body until those scales tip just right for you. /
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