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/ An eye in a blue face       \
| Saw an eye in a green face. |
| "That eye is like this eye" |
| Said the first eye,         |
| "But in low place,          |
\ Not in high place."         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "China produces the world's second largest crop of soybeans."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a mewling, flap-mouthed wagtail.