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/ Men have a much better time of it than women; for one       \
| thing they marry later; for another thing they die earlier. |
\                 -- H. L. Mencken                            /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The situation is hopeless."
In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a yeasty, doghearted canker-blossom.