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/ In America today ... we have Woody Allen, whose humor has become so   \
| sophisticated that nobody gets it any more except Mia Farrow.  All    |
| those who think Mia Farrow should go back to making movies where the  |
| devil gets her pregnant and Woody Allen should go back to dressing up |
| as a human sperm, please raise your hands.  Thank you.                |
\                 -- Dave Barry, "Why Humor is Funny"                   /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Fact: Space does not exist."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a bootless, dread-bolted nut-hook.