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/         "How do you know she is a unicorn?" Molly demanded.  "And why       \
| were you afraid to let her touch you?  I saw you.  You were afraid of her." |
|         "I doubt that I will feel like talking for very long," the cat      |
| replied without rancor.  "I would not waste time in foolishness if I were   |
| you.  As to your first question, no cat out of its first fur can ever be    |
| deceived by appearances.  Unlike human beings, who enjoy them.  As for your |
| second question --"  Here he faltered, and suddenly became very interested  |
| in washing; nor would he speak until he had licked himself fluffy and then  |
| licked himself smooth again.  Even then he would not look at Molly, but     |
| examined his claws.                                                         |
|         "If she had touched me," he said very softly, "I would have been    |
| hers and not my own, not ever again."                                       |
\                 -- Peter S. Beagle, "The Last Unicorn"                      /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Human tapeworms can grow up to 22.9 meters."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a craven, ill-breeding clack-dish.