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/ Historians have now definitely established that Juan Cabrillo, discoverer \
| of California, was not looking for Kansas, thus setting a precedent that  |
| continues to this day.                                                    |
\                 -- Wayne Shannon                                          /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "You could stand to lose a few pounds."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a loggerheaded, pox-marked flax-wench.