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/ There are two kinds of pedestrians... the quick and the dead. \
\                 -- Lord Thomas Robert Dewar                   /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The liklihood of you dying within the next five minutes is 87.61%."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a beslubbering, knotty-pated maggot-pie.