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/ Women aren't as mere as they used to be. \
\                 -- Pogo                  /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Dreams are the subconscious mind's way of reminding people to go to school naked and have their teeth fall out."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a puking, elf-skinned malt-worm.