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/         We don't claim Interactive EasyFlow is good for anything -- if you   \
| think it is, great, but it's up to you to decide.  If Interactive EasyFlow   |
| doesn't work: tough.  If you lose a million because Interactive EasyFlow     |
| messes up, it's you that's out the million, not us.  If you don't like this  |
| disclaimer: tough.  We reserve the right to do the absolute minimum provided |
| by law, up to and including nothing.                                         |
|         This is basically the same disclaimer that comes with all software   |
| packages, but ours is in plain English and theirs is in legalese.            |
|         We didn't really want to include any disclaimer at all, but our      |
| lawyers insisted.  We tried to ignore them but they threatened us with the   |
| attack shark at which point we relented.                                     |
\                 -- HavenTree Software Limited, "Interactive EasyFlow"        /
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