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/ Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with \
\ chopsticks.  It looks easy until you try it.                           /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "To make a photocopier, simply photocopy a mirror."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a warped, dismal-dreaming maggot-pie.