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< Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are. >
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The occupation of court jester was invented accidentally, when a vassal's epilepsy was mistaken for capering."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a venomed, ill-breeding pumpion.