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/ Too cool to calypso,             \
| Too tough to tango,              |
| Too weird to watusi              |
\                 -- The Only Ones /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


According to the Fact Sphere: "Error. Error. Error. Fact not found."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a wayward, motley-minded gudgeon.