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/ I woke up this morning and discovered that everything in my apartment    \
| had been stolen and replaced with an exact replica.  I told my roommate, |
| "Isn't this amazing?  Everything in the apartment has been stolen and    |
| replaced with an exact replica."  He said, "Do I know you?"              |
\                 -- Steven Wright                                         /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Marie Curie invented the theory of radioactivity, the treatment of radioactivity, and dying of radioactivity."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a yeasty, base-court bladder.