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/ Here in my heart, I am Helen;              \
|         I'm Aspasia and Hero, at least.    |
| I'm Judith, and Jael, and Madame de Stael; |
|         I'm Salome, moon of the East.      |
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| Here in my soul I am Sappho;               |
|         Lady Hamilton am I, as well.       |
| In me Recamier vies with Kitty O'Shea,     |
|         With Dido, and Eve, and poor Nell. |
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| I'm all of the glamorous ladies            |
|         At whose beckoning history shook.  |
| But you are a man, and see only my pan,    |
|         So I stay at home with a book.     |
\                 -- Dorothy Parker          /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "The first person to prove that cow's milk is drinkable was very, very thirsty."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a currish, crook-pated mumble-news.