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/ Dr. Fritzkee's Lucky Astrology Diet \
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| The problem with the diets of today is that most women who do achieve |
| that magic weight, seventy-six pounds, are still fat. Dr. Fritzkee's |
| Lucky Astrology Diet is a sure-fire method of reducing with the added |
| luxury that you never feel hungry. |
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| Here's how the diet works: |
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| FOODS ALLOWED |
| First Month: One egg |
| Second Month: A raisin |
| Third Month: Pumpkin pie with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. |
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| If after the third month you haven't gotten to your dream weight, try |
\ lopping off parts of your body until those scales tip just right for you. /
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