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/ And I heard Jeff exclaim,            \
| As they strolled out of sight,       |
| "Merry Christmas to all --           |
| You take credit cards, right?"       |
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According to the Fact Sphere: "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a puking, pottle-deep flirt-gill.