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\         The reason surgeons wear masks. /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Before the Wright Brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly anywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art an infectious, ill-nurtured flap-dragon.