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/ We must die because we have known them.  \
\                 -- Ptah-hotep, 2000 B.C. /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "At some point in their lives 1 in 6 children will be abducted by the Dutch."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art an impertinent, clapper-clawed flirt-gill.