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/ When you live in a sick society,       \
\ just about everything you do is wrong. /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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According to the Fact Sphere: "89% of magic tricks are not magic. Technically, they are sorcery."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a warped, tickle-brained hedge-pig.