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/ Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew,         \
| and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days. |
\                 -- W. C. Fields, "My Little Chickadee"             /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "In 1948, at the request of a dying boy, baseball legend Babe Ruth ate 75 hot dogs, then died of hot dog poisoning."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a churlish, rough-hewn bum-bailey.