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/ The Pig, if I am not mistaken,     \
| Gives us ham and pork and Bacon.   |
| Let others think his heart is big, |
| I think it stupid of the Pig.      |
\                 -- Ogden Nash      /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Honey does not spoil."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a reeky, dismal-dreaming maggot-pie.