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/ Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi):                                          \
|                 Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization? |
\ Gandhi:         I think it would be a good idea.                       /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve. Twelve."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a dissembling, swag-bellied fustilarian.