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/ NOTE:  No warranties, either express or implied, are hereby given.     \
| All software is supplied as is, without guarantee.  The user assumes   |
| all responsibility for damages resulting from the use of these         |
| features, including, but not limited to, frustration, disgust, system  |
| abends, disk head-crashes, general malfeasance, floods, fires, shark   |
| attack, nerve gas, locust infestation, cyclones, hurricanes, tsunamis, |
| local electromagnetic disruptions, hydraulic brake system failure,     |
| invasion, hashing collisions, normal wear and tear of friction         |
| surfaces, comic radiation, inadvertent destruction of sensitive        |
| electronic components, windstorms, the Riders of Nazgul, infuriated    |
| chickens, malfunctioning mechanical or electrical sexual devices,      |
| premature activation of the distant early warning system, peasant      |
| uprisings, halitosis, artillery bombardment, explosions, cave-ins,     |
\ and/or frogs falling from the sky.                                     /
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According to the Fact Sphere: "While the submarine is vastly superior to the boat in every way, over 97% of people still use boats for aquatic transportation."


In the spirit of William Shakespeare: Thou art a surly, pox-marked minnow.